this is ridiculous, himself did "the shopping" for the third week in a row. (take that last word every way you can- except obviously he didnt row a boat to the shops...) this time, gentle reader, I was asked to decant the "shopping" from the boot of the car. (sigh) This I duly did and then set about the Hunca Munca type task of putting the groceries away. Except. There Were No Groceries.
This is the weekly shop.
Item No. 1. A whole bag of bits from Halford, a bicycle set, chain oil, a new bell, and various other bits that obviously have something to do with bikes.
Items No. 2 and 3 - Two (large) bags of dried crunchy cat food kibble. (note: cat has barely enough teeth left to eat and has lately taken to sucking rabbits to death.)
Item No. 4 - 6 tins of Tripey flavour Dog Meat.
Item No. 5 - Large bag of onions
Item No. 6 - Large Bag of Carrots.
(For comedy's sake I could also include the (item no. 7) which would have been the large pack of tablets for a Dishwasher - Note: We do not have a dishwasher.) This however, would be cheating because this item was actually in the shopping a little while ago....but, again, does anyone spot a theme.....
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