Just in case anyone has any insights - Cats I know, cats I really know - you could not tell me anything I dont know about cats so don't even bother....
Dogs though! What are they all about? What is that "Stand-By" mode they go into when not "doing anything".???? I mean, when a Cat is "not doing anything" - it is still doing something - possibly sleeping or occassionally sitting or standing around with "style". There is only a remote possibility that it will not have"style" and those are the rare moments when it forgets to stick its sandpaper tongue back in after washing.....
Dogs though! When they are not doing anything they just. stand. there. Youngest spawn call it "Stab Victim Mode" - ie., the theatrical stab victim when the victim just stops for what seems like an age before clasping the wound and falling. Dogs can keep this up for ages. I find it disconcerting.... What do they want????
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....and furthermore, why do they seem to want it from me????
ReplyDeleteMaybe... the homunculus that lives in each dog's head and drives it along has popped to the toilet for a few minutes...
ReplyDeleteDo you ever notice that tiny flushing sound followed by a hand-drier just before the dog moves again? The toilets in a dog are located just behind the left ear (kitchens and sleeping area are on the right). Don't ask where the emergency escape hatch is.