My conscience is not only clear but almost entirely blank therefore I have finally decided to cease and desist with my hitherto lifelong habit of carrying around a bunch of specially made cards in the top pocket of my waistcoat. These "Sorry" cards have done their work, I am now finished with handing them out after every social faux pas and gaffe - and anyway everybody has surely had one by now!
Yes, it's true I have decided to embrace my social gauche-ness and just get on with my life hereto (without spending 50% of my time apologising for my ineptitude).
Ha. Having got that off my (metaphorical) chest I can look forward to all sorts of doors opening up (and then slamming closed) in my life. I await the flood of social opportunities with serenity and acceptance.
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